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I am calling all writers, poets, song writers, novelist, bloggers, authors, or just people that love to make a difference. All of you probably know that I was abused as a kid, something that has had an effect on my life for a while, but I was able to get the help to cope. It wasn’t easy, but with the right people, I was able to get over the fear and now I am happy. Help me help kids in similar situations. Do you know someone that is being abuse, or that maybe has? Then you won’t want to miss this event!

Impromtstudios will be hosting the first annual Blog-a-Thon where we will be posting 24 posts in 24 hours as we help raise money to help those who are being abused. I don’t have much information, as of this second, but I would like to reach out to people to help. I know I can’t do this alone, but with your help this can be a success. As details come together, I will post them, here. For now, I want to know how many people would like to blog with me. If you’re interested, then send me an email! Gregbjenkins23@gmail.com

Also, if you are reading this, and you don’t write then please tell me, what would you like us to write about? With 24 posts, I don’t know how many times we can post about tacos, so tell me, what would you like us to cover? You can simply comment with ideas and wants. We will cover anything that you tell us to cover.

I beg you guys to come together, team up with me and help these kiddos. I have a charity that I want to go through, but we will keep that secret for now, since I want to announce all of that soon in a separate blog. Please share this; let’s get as many talented artists together! We can make a difference, let’s not waste our time!

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I love a good Christmas song, but I find they are bit too censored. That is why I thought of a few funny titles that could have been the title. Now, understand these aren’t for the faint of heart and shouldn’t be viewed if you are faint at heart. Either way, I hope you enjoy and I will see you, tomorrow!
12 days of Christmas: The screwed up Christmas songs!

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1. All I want for Christmas is you
a. All I want for Christmas is Beer and girl on girl porn.

2. Drummer Boy
a. Masturbating enthusiast practicing in public.

3. Oh, holy night
a. Oh, Holey underwear. Oh, stinky underwear.

4. Rocking around the Christmas Tree.
a. Rocking back and forth with two prostitutes and a bottle of Hennessey.

5. Last Christmas
a. Nothing Changed, I still got cheated on because I trusted the liar, again.

6. Ill be home for Christmas
a. Nog got to me, I’m at your mothers.

7. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
a. She’s starting to look a lot like my ex miss.

8. Santa Baby
a. The tale of Santa’s baby momma.

9. Rudolph the red nose reindeer
a. Rudolph the coke snorting, delusional deer.

10. Frost the snowman
a. Frosty the dope man, all he wants is drugs and children…

11. Santa’s coming to town
a. Oh boy, he’s about to go down. 

12. Mary, did you know?
a. Mary, please lay off the dope. No one gets pregnant without sex!

This is pprobably the last funny post, ever. You should give it a like and I might make another one. I hope you have a good night and try to stay positive.
I love you,
Bart, Ginger, Francis, Impromtdude.
Peace!

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    Last night, I got to see a band that I use to listen to, and let me tell you, they were pretty awesome. It was a very small venue, so they didn’t sound too amazing, but they were still great. This prompts me to give a list of my favorite bands.

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   10. Tyler Ward – A YouTube sensation. S.o.s is my favorite song.
     9. Taylor Swift – I don’t like her as much as I use to, but back in the day she was amazing. Haunted was my favorite song.
      8. Secondhand Serenade – a former bass player that was told, by his wife, to go solo. He did and wrote my favorite song “Fall for you.”
       7. Brantley Gilbert – country’s best artist. He has come out with a lot of hits, but “Kick it in the sticks” and “Don’t know her like I do” have always held a special place in my heart.
       6. Anberlin – They announced they are leaving the music life, but “Feel good drag” is my favorite. I wish I could see them in concert, but sadly that won’t happen.
       5. Eminem- if you don’t know Eminem, then don’t talk to me. He has a handful of songs that I love, so I will leave it at that.
       4. Lifehouse – “everything” has always played a huge role in my Christian walk, and it will always be a favorite.
        3. Skillet – A rock band that follows Christ, but doesn’t talk solely about their faith in their music, is amazing. I love all of their songs.
        2.  Tenth avenue North- Another Christian band that has played a huge play in my faith. Anytime I feel down. I play them, they always help me out. “Love is here” Beats all of their other songs though.
1 1/2. Philmont – A band that only lasted a few years, then folded due to finances. They only have one album, SP go check them out.

Now for the last, but not least, we will go back to rap. A white rapper, with powerful rhymes, sick beats, and a heart for God. He is amazing, he is true, and he isn’t scared to say what others won’t.

      1. NF – As I said, he is a rapper. He has two amazing albums. He lost his mother to an overdose, now he takes his pain and puts them into his songs. He hates it, but he is compared to Eminem, because he sounds like him. “All I have” is truly his best song.

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The best songs during these cold breezes….
10. We wish you a merry little christmas
9. Baby its cold outside
8. 12 days of Christmas
7. Winter wonderland
6. Have yourself a merry little Christmas
5. Grandma got hit by a reindeer.
4. Santa is coming to town
3. Rudolph the red-nose reindeer
2. Jingle bells
1. Frosty the snowman

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The best songs during these cold breezes….
10. We wish you a merry little christmas
9. Baby its cold outside
8. 12 days of Christmas
7. Winter wonderland
6. Have yourself a merry little Christmas
5. Joy to the world
4. Santa is coming to town
3. Rudolph the red-nose reindeer
2. Jingle bells
1. Frosty the snowman

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