Posts Tagged ‘reindeer’


I love the Christmas season, or holiday season. The way that peoples eyes glitter in the presence of all their gifts and their loved ones warms my heart. The part that I love probably the most is the stockings. Who doesn’t want a sock full of wonderful small gifts?!? I love my stockings. This year I got one with the Letter “B” on it. That is because my name is Blake, well no crap right? Anyways I want to let everyone know what I expect in the stocking this year.

Hot sauce- Who couldn’t use hot sauce. I use hot sauce on everything! Even peanut butter and jelly. I use hot sauce in the shower. You name it and I use it there. But it has gotten expensive for the good stuff.

Any card games- I want you guys to know that I am actually a closet Yu-gi-oh player and recently I sold all of my cards, so I need you guys to buy me more. Pokémon is a option, but magic is not welcomed. I don’t get magic -.V

Surge- Only a few of you know about my crazy addiction to Surge. If you don’t know what Surge is, die! But anyways, I am talking kegs of Surge. If it wont fit, then wrap it! I am not that picky.

Money- I want all the money that you can give. I need it to play monopoly. I hide the good stuff up my sleeve during games in order to get the upper hand on my foes. So give me monopoly money!

Candy- If I don’t get kandy this Christmas this year, I will freaking cry. You really don’t want me to cry. Remember that giant flood back in New Orleans, that was because I didn’t get my candy.

Anything else that you can think of is welcomed, except fruit or veggies. I am not that healthy. So this Christmas I will be waiting!

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I’m here…don’t worry….Shut up, I know I’m late. I was busy doing something with Bart and the gang, but I am here now. Today, we will talk Football, even if I haven’t been watching. Since I haven’t been watching the games I thought we would do something new. I recently brought Bart into the house. This week only, Bart will be making the selections. He is a genius!
Redskins @ Eagles
Winner: The flying birds. (Eagles)

Texans @ Colts
Winner: Horseshoes. (Colts)

Bengals @ Browns
Winner: Brown helmets!

Broncos @ Titans
Winner: Horsey!!!!

Cardinals @ Dolphins
Winner: Jumping fish!!! (Dolphins)

Bears @ Lions
Winner: C (Bears)

Steelers @ Bills
Winner: Colorful circle! (Steelers

Chargers @ Panthers
Winner: Blue Cat (Panthers)

Vikings @ Jags
Winner: Goldey locks? (Vikings)

Jets @ 49ers
Winner: Nap Time!!! (Noone!!!)

Falcons @ Rams
Winner: The F (Falcons)

Saints @ Bucs
Winner: Flags (Bucs)

Seahawks @ Packers
Winner: I will not vote for the enemy (Seahawks)

Cowboys @ Giants
Winner: Grey star (Cowboys)

Ravens @ Patriots
Winner:Cheaters!!!! (Pats)

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Hopefully this doesn’t kill my record, but he was too excited to not let him pick the winners! My record is 103-69-2, let’s see how Bart does….

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The best songs during these cold breezes….
10. We wish you a merry little christmas
9. Baby its cold outside
8. 12 days of Christmas
7. Winter wonderland
6. Have yourself a merry little Christmas
5. Grandma got hit by a reindeer.
4. Santa is coming to town
3. Rudolph the red-nose reindeer
2. Jingle bells
1. Frosty the snowman

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The best songs during these cold breezes….
10. We wish you a merry little christmas
9. Baby its cold outside
8. 12 days of Christmas
7. Winter wonderland
6. Have yourself a merry little Christmas
5. Joy to the world
4. Santa is coming to town
3. Rudolph the red-nose reindeer
2. Jingle bells
1. Frosty the snowman

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Rudolph is on drugs!
         Rudolph has freely went to rehab for his cocaine addiction. Rudolph was found on his living room floor next to a line of white snow. The cops investigated the powder, and revealed to the public that it was in fact Cocaine. When asked about it Rudolph told the public that he was rejected for so long that he turned to cocaine. When asked if he had any sales, he admitted that he sold some to the Easter bunny. But no one was able to find his hole, cops reported that they will wait until May 1st 2016 to investigate him.

         Rudolph was chosen from Santa when he saved Christmas, but Santa even admitted that his light-red nose looked drug related, but he came at a good price. Santa takes full responsibility and has been charged with flying under the influence. He is now trying to make a deal with UPS to deliver the rest of the presents this year, since his license have been suspended. Santa will also spend one-seventy days in jail for the possession of cookie crumbs. This drug was found in his lab. He apologizes for all inconveniences.

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Stocking stuffers
I love the Christmas season, or holiday season. The way that peoples eyes glitter in the presence of all their gifts and their loved ones warms my heart. The part that I love probably the most is the stockings. Who doesn’t want a sock full of wonderful small gifts?!? I love my stockings. This year I got one with the Letter “B” on it. That is because my name is Blake, well no crap right? Anyways I want to let everyone know what I expect in the stocking this year.

Hot sauce- Who couldn’t use hot sauce. I use hot sauce on everything! Even peanut butter and jelly. I use hot sauce in the shower. You name it and I use it there. But it has gotten expensive for the good stuff.

Any card games- I want you guys to know that I am actually a closet Yu-gi-oh player and recently I sold all of my cards, so I need you guys to buy me more. Pokémon is a option, but magic is not welcomed. I don’t get magic -.V

Surge- Only a few of you know about my crazy addiction to Surge. If you don’t know what Surge is, die! But anyways, I am talking kegs of Surge. If it wont fit, then wrap it! I am not that picky.

Money- I want all the money that you can give. I need it to play monopoly. I hide the good stuff up my sleeve during games in order to get the upper hand on my foes. So give me monopoly money!

Candy- If I don’t get kandy this Christmas this year, I will freaking cry. You really don’t want me to cry. Remember that giant flood back in New Orleans, that was because I didn’t get my candy.

Anything else that you can think of is welcomed, except fruit or veggies. I am not that healthy. So this Christmas I will be waiting!

Impromtdude @ Facebook.com/impromtdude