Posts Tagged ‘annoying’

This is my most viewed blog! Whoa! It has been getting a lot of clicks recently which is why I’m posting it. I think its a good basic blog. I personally hate Disneyđź‘Ľ and I still haven’t watched a single one of these movies.

Note: This blog post was suppose to go up Saturday, but my internet is down so ill be posting this on Thursday, and my first post about love on Saturday. Sorry! I am working to get my internet back up and going. We should be back to normal Friday.
I was talking to my co-workers, and they asked me if I watch Disney movies. I simply chuckled, since I have only watched a handful of Disney movies, all together. When I reveal the titles that I havwnt watched, they exploded. They were in such shock that I hadn’t watched them that they threatened to hold me down, and force me to watch every movie. In honor of that conversation, I want to reveal the Top Ten Disney movies I haven’t watched.
10. Nightmare before Christmas

9. Mulan

8. Wall-E

7. Beauty and the beast

6. UP

5. Pocahontas

4. Cinderella, sleeping beauty, snow white.

3. Bambi

2. Lady and the tramp.

1. Aladdin

There are a lot more that aren’t listed. I could probably save the trouble, and post of the ones I have watched. I just have never found them interesting. But it looks like they are going to force me to see them, and I won’t be able to sleep this time around.

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Today, I was giving one of the best presents, ever. This was a present from my retired grandma and she didn’t have to spend much money at all! She made the perfect example of putting her heart into the gift instead of a lot of money! The gift is a butterscotch pie!

   I have always loved her pies, especially the butterscotch pudding pie. She made it one year for a dessert and I will tell you that I almost ate all the pie, myself. I remember from that day, I told my grandma that I only wanted that pie for Christmas, nothing more. She was happy about this since she didn’t have a lot of money to spend, and every year she would make me the best pie in the world. 


This changed a few years back when I stopped going to family gatherings because of internal family issues. I know if I would have gone there would have been more fights, so I took myself out of the situation. After all, holidays are made for loving not drama!

 But this year was different. We wanted to see my grandma and she wanted to see Ariel and I. This is when I made the joke, to my dad, that I would if she makes me the famous pie. He sent a quick text back saying that she would. I was joking, but now I can hit two huge birds with one small amount of a day. I was excited, but we couldn’t decide which day to go! This is when we decided on tonight, but since I worked those plans were cancelled. But it’s my dad’s bday, so we told him to come over for dinner. This was the plan; we would have him over and eat then watch movies. That way we got to at least see him on his birthday. 

   When he got to the house, he brought in two pans. I was unsure what they were, but I had a hunch of what it was. He handed me the pies and told me to enjoy. I was so overjoyed that I began to eat them minutes before dinner. I must say; she makes some amazing pies! 
Now, after eating the pie, I can’t wait to see her! She showed that she cared enough to make the pies. So now I will hold my end of the bargain and go to her house on Christmas Eve! I really can’t wait to see her and thank her for the pies. Also, give her this amazing gift Ariel and I got her! But the main thing is; She makes amazing Fing pies!!!! 

No fucking signal…Get this fixed.
It was a long night at work, it was beyond busy and I was excited to get off. I was enjoying some music on the way home thinking about my video game that I wanted to play. When I got home and plopped in the video game, I put my headphones in my phone and turned on YouTube. Soon after the game started, I looked down to see that my Wi-Fi wasn’t turned on. I tend to turn off my Wi-Fi at work, because Wal-Mart has a signal that is very weak and my phone usually connects to it, causing all my notifications to not pop up. I turned on my Wi-Fi and went back to watching the YouTube video. Moments later a message popped up. This message was telling me that my phones data was running out (easy way of saying my phone has used a lot of data) I was unsure on why my phone was showing me this, but I guess its because my broadband isn’t working? Like are you serious?

    I am disconnected from the Wi-Fi that I pay for. At&t U-verse has become one big joke. Their internet is slow, but that is okay for me. I just need this Wi-Fi to post my blog from my tablet, but right now I cant even do that. Now, I have to call these freaking people and listen to them tell me to do the same thing I just did, only for them to schedule a technician out, which wont happen until Monday, most likely! I don’t know how I am going to post, most likely I will have to make my phone a hotspot until I post my blog (Whoot, more DATA!) This has me so annoyed, I am sick of having to wait for people to fix their equipment, especially when I pay an arm and leg for the service. You would think that a phone service would have better internet and equipment, but nah, they don’t. This whole situation has me wanting to drop this service and go back to Comcast, even though they are rip-offs and super rude. I don’t know, All I know is that I am pissed and disconnected from the world, even while I pay the mass amounts of money to have such service…

   Not only am I restricted from posting my blogs, now I have to be very careful on what I do with my phone. My dad, Ariel and I have been sharing 20+ Gigs of data, which goes pretty fast between us. One major reason is that I love to listen to songs on YouTube while going to work or coming home. Now, I can’t self-consciously watch a video without feeling some regret for doing so. I love to type with music, but I can’t do that. I want to watch a few FX videos, but I fear the consumption, and I want to catch up on a few of my favorites, but I know that will bleed us dry. I am so pissed, I am, I am, I amm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wrote this and can’t even save it to my cloud because of no internet connection. I’m so annoyed…

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    We have people here today, they are giving us new windows. This is great and all, but also very annoying. I hate house repairs and this is why:
     1. My dog- The most annoying thing is my dog wants to join in. He has to know what’s going on, all the time. This is especially annoying when new people are around. Also, they are removing windows and going outside constantly, so he has to be tied up. He hasn’t stopped crying since they started…

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     2. Somehow I always get hurt- I cut myself on one of the windows, but this isn’t new. I always find a way to hurt myself. This could be from a stubbed toe to a slit wrist. But it always happens!

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     3. The clutter/mess- Construction is messy, and some don’t know how to clean up. I had a set of construction workers leave my house looking like Christmas after a door installation! Luckily these guys are smart, but this house is still cluttered!

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      4. The noise- I hate the loud bangs and constant pounding. You can’t concentrate on anything, you can’t talk on the phone and you can’t sleep. Your life is put on hold for a few long hours.

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      5. The people! Today, I had three men come into my house, didn’t say hi and went straight to work. I love that they aren’t wasting any time, but damn! Atleast say hi! I mean, you are a stranger in my house and you can’t even have enough respect to say anything? Instead, you look at me like I’m crazy, like I’m the one inside your house uninvited.

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      I am glad this is almost over, so I can finally go back to my normal life. I hate clutter, so today isn’t the day for me. I thought I would share for you guys. Please tell me, how do you deal with repairmen? Comment below?

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   I was talking to my co-workers, and they asked me if I watch Disney movies. I simply chuckled, since I have only watched a handful of Disney movies, all together. When I reveal the titles that I havwnt watched, they exploded. They were in such shock that I hadn’t watched them that they threatened to hold me down, and force me to watch every movie. In honor of that conversation, I want to reveal the Top Ten Disney movies I haven’t watched.
10. Nightmare before Christmas

9. Mulan

8. Wall-E

7. Beauty and the beast

6. UP

5. Pocahontas

4. Cinderella, sleeping beauty, snow white.

3. Bambi

2. Lady and the tramp.

1. Aladdin

There are a lot more that aren’t listed. I could probably save the trouble, and post of the ones I have watched. I just have never found them interesting. But it looks like they are going to force me to see them, and I won’t be able to sleep this time around.

Impromtdude

Todays post isn’t for everyone, todays post is me ranting about something that annoys me very much! This week, I wanted to set the theme as “Annoyance” because I wanted to tell you guys about something that annoys me, very much. You have to be a special person to annoy me, almost a new special type of stupid, to annoy me. And even though, people that act all thug are annoying, there is something that annoys me even more. That being friends that aren’t fans.

I understand that not everyone is going to like my work. Some people are going to think my work is “weak” or “lacking artist ability” some will even think that my grammar is bad, but that is okay, my blog isn’t for everyone. I would have to post thirty-five times a day, about different topics, in order to just please ten of those people. I am not here to do that, I am here to write to those who will listen, it is impossible to please everyone, and not worth the stress. But what annoys me is that the same people that were spotlighted on Impromtdude, or past projects, wont even share my post, even though I shared their stuff.

I am a very cool guy, if I can help in anyway, I will. But why should I help you, if you wont repay me with the same kindness. I am tired of working my butt of for people that don’t give me the credit for anything. I worked with a lot of artist in the past, and none of them shared my work after they got what they needed. It almost makes me want to stop being nice, and charge for my services, but I cant come to do it. I want the same respect that I give, to be given back though. It is unfair for me to do all the work, then to have the same people explode, and then leave me behind. Not that I am the reason, they got big, but at the same time, was i? Was it my 30 hours on one post, that got you to where you are? I don’t know, it just annoys me.

I don’t want people to think, I am being a whiner, but I want to also be respected. I want to have my projects looked at, as I had everyone look at theirs. It’s like in school, when you are in a group, you do all the work, and they get the A’s. That’s what it feels like, every time I promote, and they don’t share my work. Or you support your friends in their dream, yet they can’t give a simple like to yours? I hate to rant, but this had to be said.

Thank you to all the real fans, you are the reason I’m still here. If I was looking for the support of the fakes, then I would be gone by now, but I got you, so nothing will stop me. You guys are my wall, my bridge, you get me over anything I am dealing with, and show me that its worth the pain of rejection! Much love XoXo- Impromtdude

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Ask anybody, anyone that truly knows me. They will all agree on one fact, most will only agree on one thing, but even they will agree. The Gods in heaven, Egypt, Rome, and anywhere that has Gods will even agree. God made me the way that I am, yet agrees that I am annoying.

The laugh that is belted out, the voice that cracks the jokes, the jokes themselves, everything, my smile, my eyes, and my existence, is annoying. There is something that makes me annoying, and that is everything. I might even repeat something that a cool person says, and somehow I am annoying, but why? I will tell you, here today!

I was grown up in the middle of the country, raised by deer, and transported to my father at age 12. I was taught the basics in life, but then had to teach myself the rest. I never had a true teach, to teach me the ways of the land, but then one day, I met Judu. Judu was a great guy, he knew of the land, and how to live off it, but that wasn’t enough.

I knew that already, I needed to know more. He was useless if he didn’t know more, but he was able to show me more. The art of Annoyance was strong in his heart. He is what we call people “An asshole.” His sarcasm kept him without friends for many years, and since he didn’t have friends, he set out to find the worse jokes, dumbest laughs, and the corniest smiles, anything to master what he started, humor.

He knew the land, and the land knew him, and the land knew me, now. I lived on and off the land. I trained beside young Judu, until Young became old. Judu wanted me to carry on his art to the ends of the world. I  had to accept, he was the teach, I the student, wouldn’t let him down. I knew of a place, called Illinois, that would make a great place for nothing else, expect to live out my destiny, as the best.

The best sarcastic prick there is, is now me, and I hold my head high. But even with the best in the land, most find me annoying, because I reaped the land they sowed. I showered in the praises of being humorous, where they sowed much, yet received nothing. They find me annoying, because I am better than them, and will always be.

I trained under the great, Judu, that taught me everything I know. I was set out to this world, not to save the world, but to judge the world. I now stand dumbfounded that our people have turned away from sarcasm, and now cry at jokes. What has the world came to, that one man can’t insult another man, without being offended. This world needs a savior, and that savior is ME!

I have the tools and weapons for war, which I hold in my mind and heart. The power of my weapons will strike down any haters, and will put an end to the whining. This world will see a new light today, as I stand before the world, and announce a new coming. I am Impromtdude, and I am ready to annoy you, until you run out of comebacks. Until the day the victory won, I will not cease to attack, this is my war, and I will win! 

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At one time, me and my wife hated our jobs. I was working everyday of the week, and getting treated poorly. Ariel was also getting treated super poorly. We both had the same kind of boss, one that sucked the joy out of the workplace, and pointed blame to everyone but themselves. If you know me, you know why this took a toll on me, if you don’t, imagine coming up with electricity and someone stealing the credit. You work hard, and someone else makes you seem useless. This is pushed both of us to the point of quitting our jobs! I was already looking for another job, and once I found that job, I swear I would quit.

I didn’t find that job though, so I held still for the time being, but it got worse. My boss was getting worse, at this point things were beginning to happen that were not allowed, and I was getting the blame. Imagine this, A girl gets sexually harassed and wants help, you relay the message to the right people, but nothing is done. That was exactly what happened with one of my co-workers, and I was the messenger.

This went to show me that the boss was no longer someone, I wanted to work with anymore, so I put in my two weeks. During this time, my wife was fed up with her job, and wanted to quit. But she chose to write about it, where I was different. She came up with this amazing idea, one I will now steal and make my own. (All credit goes to my beautiful wife!)

The journal was called “I hate my job.” It was where she would go to vent about her dumb boss, and the employees that would make her mad. She wrote a few pages in the journal, but then wanted to expand it to make others laugh, I brought up the idea of making it a blog. She was going to be the host, I was going to edit the work and post the content. It would be a weekly blog, and would focus on people that are “abused” at their job. This would help those who don’t feel wanted at their workplace, and would give you guidelines to be happier in your certain situation.

I got a new boss though, and things began to get better. Though my wife was still in the same situation, she began to accept the fact that she was better than her boss. She then got to become the boss of her job, so we began to become more happy with our jobs. This blog was then pushed to the back-burner, but everything has a chance for a return right?
Though, we still love our jobs til’ this day, I want to bring life to a blog that could of shifted mindsets in the workplace. I want to resurrect the love that some had for their jobs, before someone started that they didn’t like. It is important to me that people are happy, and if you are like me, you work all of the time. This means that most of your time is spent within the same walls, everyday. When you are forced to be in the same building with people or situations that you hate, you begin to hate everything. So lets change that, it is time for the workers voice to be heard.

I am still unsure of the blog, but now is your time to tell me. If you would like for me to make this a weekly blog post, just say “yes” in the comment section. I will need a lot of support to write this, and I feel the support already coming in. Everyone has a point where they hate their jobs, let me help you love it again….

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The best songs during these cold breezes….
10. We wish you a merry little christmas
9. Baby its cold outside
8. 12 days of Christmas
7. Winter wonderland
6. Have yourself a merry little Christmas
5. Grandma got hit by a reindeer.
4. Santa is coming to town
3. Rudolph the red-nose reindeer
2. Jingle bells
1. Frosty the snowman

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The best songs during these cold breezes….
10. We wish you a merry little christmas
9. Baby its cold outside
8. 12 days of Christmas
7. Winter wonderland
6. Have yourself a merry little Christmas
5. Joy to the world
4. Santa is coming to town
3. Rudolph the red-nose reindeer
2. Jingle bells
1. Frosty the snowman

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