Archive for April, 2017

You know that feeling?

Posted: April 25, 2017 in Uncategorized

You know that feeling when you are so excited that you actually feel nervous? You get sweaty palms and a small headache. You feel your pulse get harder anx you’re just hoping that you don’t pee yourself? That is the best feeling in the world and I am experiencing it, right now. 

NF (Christian rapper) is my favorite musician and I was surprised with tickets (by my loveable wife) for tonight. I think I peed when she told me, but the best part is that I get to meet him. She spent some extra cash and got the background passes, which includes a meet and greet. So, not only do I get to see my favorite artist, I also get to talk to him…My heart is racing as we are only a few minutes from the venue. We are about to party! 

   I have never been this excited, but I love this feeling. I truly love this experience and thank my wife for the best gift, ever… There will be pictures soon. Peace 


If I were to wake up tomorrow with the powers to snap my fingers and change something about my face, you know I would take the chance and change this feature. The feature of my face that I would like to change would be my big, oversize, wrinkle-full, ugly, airplane landing zone of a forehead that I was giving. I swear I could park three oversize trucks on my forehead, and still have enough room to rent out a house (with a view) I swear my house size forehead has kept me in the friend zone more than once, and I am tired of it. I think I would be more than excited to get rid of this mess, so excited that I would end up slapping my hands together, so that the mystical powers could work even faster.
I remember this one time, I was sitting in one of my day classes. This is when I saw a plane making its way towards the school. I heard a lot of yelling from my classmates, as they knew that they were about to be killed from the crash. The teachers were trying to think of a way for everyone to be safe, but that wasn’t going to happen. We had a few seconds. There were flames coming from the wings, as this plane was moving at a high velocity of speed, but the teachers still wanted to try to stop the deaths of many. This is when they began to evacuate everyone out of the building, well everyone but me. They all left me inside of the empty classroom as they got out of the room and made their way down the hall and closer to the exits. I felt something happen in the last seconds of my life. My body started to get tingly, my heart was racing, my eyes began to water and my pants got extremely warm.
My body was complete frozen to the dark green carpet that always reminded me of puke. I knew that everything was about to end, I was just happy to know that I was going home to God. But as the plane hit the school, something happened. I remember a big crashing noise, but then everything stopped. The heat from the plane transferred onto my forehead. The gravitational pull, from my huge mass, was enough to pull the plane into my orbit. The flames were put out as the orbit sped up to even everything out. I saved the school and all of my friends. I became a hero that day, something that even a loser like myself could be happy of.
From the story above, you see that I have had a rough life. This is why I really want that power. I want to be able to change this feature. I know that I am good looking, but my forehead will always hold me down, and that isn’t a joke, I literally mean that I can’t stand the weight of my huge mass of a damn dome. Someone kill me!!!!


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Welcome back, Impromtdude.

Posted: April 24, 2017 in Uncategorized


Tonight, I sit here and I think that I had many plans for this year. I wanted to become something more in this world, especially with my writing, but it hasn’t been working. My life has been hectic for the majority of this year, which has stopped any progress on this blog. I haven’t even posted in months, but I hope that this will change. I miss writing, I have been wanting to write, but something stops me from writing every time. I think I know my problem, so let me explain.

I have an issue! I have an issue of not believing in myself. I built this blog from the ground up, but them when I saw that the stats weren’t where I wanted them, I decided to give up. The fear that I was just wasting my time was something that I couldn’t take. When you know that your hard work is almost for nothing, the best thing you can do is just hang up the coat. This is my biggest problem, I think like this. I have to stop thinking like this and get back into the game.

I have to stop putting down myself, and my ability, and I have to stand up to my fears. My fears of not making it have to become goals of making it bigger. I don’t want to waste anymore time, so I am making this to say that this is the new start. I will no longer be a giver upper. No towels will be thrown in by me, because that isn’t what I do, anymore. I can’t give up on my dreams anymore. I don’t want to give up anymore.

Anyway, I just wanted to say this and get this boat sailing. I have some projects coming out, mainly in special effects, and I will let you know when I get them closer to getting these projects done. Thank you for welcoming me back, I cant wait to mess some shit up!!!!

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