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Posted: November 30, 2016 in Uncategorized
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Titles are for chumps as ideas are for wimps.

Today we will free ball a post and see what we can come up with. In order to get ideas, I will bee pulling words from around my room and write about that certain thing. I don’t know how this will go, but either way I am doing it!

Today, I was at work when I began to rub things. I didn’t know what I was doing, but I couldn’t stop the horror from happening. I tried to put my hands in a bag, but that didn’t do anything. I found my hand remotely coming out of my pocket and finding a nice cold cup. I kept rubbing the glass, until I owned it. After my intriguing start, I knew that things were going to get extreme, this I became okay with, I was going to finish the groping in a flash, that way I could get a piece of pizza.

As you can tell, this post isn’t that serious, not as serious as writing a story. That reminds me that I need to write my novel. I have been putting that off since I was a vault boy. Yes, I just used a Fallout reference, sue me! Now, after making a nerd reference, I will talk about my football team; The Chicago Bears. I am angry with the start, they should be ashamed of themselves. I am excited to announce that Jay Cutler is done, he is gone for the season. Now, we will go with a guy that has only played one NFL game. He didn’t look bad, I just don’t know what he can bring to the table.

I am going to wrap it right there, I enjoyed doing this. If you are a follower, make sure you like and comment! That would make me happy.

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This is honestly to get me back into the motion of writing.

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_*Flashback*_

“Welcome to the Impromtdude show, No shoes! No Shirts! No Pants! No Problem! We are here for you, so you don’t have to go to sleep alone.” Today we will talk about my new talk show, not as if it is a thing, but it could be in the future, but not in the near future, I am talking 2034 or 2035. I will be using the talk show to get information out to you about what is happening during the Nuclear War. But if I were to get that talk show going right now, I have to wonder, what would it be about?

I have done one podcast, and that was almost five-years ago. It was during the making of my first album. In the podcast, I was describing what inspired me to make the album, and what was planned for the future. Now looking back at that podcast, I realized, it was very rough to make. Not because I’m not good at that stuff, because I’m the bomb, but more because at that time, I didn’t know the ins and outs of writing the script and recording. But after four years of recording three albums and many videos, I feel like if I were to start a YouTube talk show, the channel would go viral, not right away, but eventually, like tens years down the road.
I would make the first episode about something funny in the news, because that would bring the audience to my channel, because of the trending hits that the searches would get. Then as more people came to my channel, I would start to base it around more impromptu ideas. Maybe at some point it would become something to the lines of “Who’s line is it anyways” just without the movement, but more based on talking about random topics to give you a small laugh to end the night.
I remember the first time that I tried to get noticed on YouTube, I was 20 years old and a gamer. I would play video games all the time and record the gameplay. Then I would take the recorded materials and throw some voice behind it and put it up as a “Commentary.” But when that didn’t go down as planned, I realized that there are way to many people doing what I thought I was amazing at. I wasn’t as good at the gameplay as those who have the thirty years of experience, that spend all day in their moms basement, smoking a bud and playing their seventh hour in a row of C.o.d. I am not that dedicated to playing video games, when I can post a blog about everything, and be able to better myself, while getting love from amazing people like you guys.
With this being said, I am admitting that if I were giving the chance, I would turn this amazing blog into a talk show. I would have some funny people come on to the show, and I would ask them questions that they never get in basic interviews. I would have chugging competitions, rap battles, arm wrestling. Anything that you usually don’t see on T.V This is because there is nothing I hate being, then like other people. I like to be my own person, so if I were to make the world most random Talk Show, would you watch it?

What can we say about last week, other than they were easy picks. This doesn’t include a few close games, but for the most part the better team won. Panthers were 4 points away from losing another, Vikings are starting to make a return, Browns are still a practice team, chiefs choked on a close game, Colts beat a conference team, and the Raiders might have lost if the Refs didn’t give the game away. Without Thanksgiving games being tallied, my new record is 83-58-2.
Now lets get in the new week:
Rams @ Saints
WINNER: SAINTS

Titans @ Bears
WINNER: BEAAAARRRRRSSSSSS

Cardinals @ Falcons
WINNER: Falcons

Giants @ Browns
WINNER: BROWWNNNNNSSSSSS (Just watch and see!!!

Chargers @ Texans
WINNER: No one, we are doomed…..Chargers

    Jags @ Bills
WINNER: Bills

Bengals @ Ravens
WINNER: Ravens by 4000.

     4th- and-9ers @ Dolphins
Winner: 9ers. Ultimate SADFACEEEE!!!##!!!!!

     SeaCocks @ BUCS
Winner: Seahawks

     Patriots @ Jets
Winner: Patriots

     Panthers @ Raiders
Winner: Raiders

    Chiefs @ Broncos
Winner: Broncos

Packers @ Eagles
Why the hell is this aMNF game? SMH, Winner: Eagles…

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Your table is full of amazing food, your family is piling in and your about to share what you’re thankful for, but there’s more! It’s a Thanksgiving tradition to watch football while also enjoying your family. To make this short, I will be naming off the winners of only today, then I will come back and do the rest, later. 

Vikings @ Lions 

     Winner: Lions 26-21

Redskins @ Cowboys

      Winner: Cowboys 32-17

Steelers @ Colts

       Winner: Steelers

Fun fact: If the Colts lose, my brother has to dye his hair yellow and black…so Go Steelers!!!

Have a good day and be safe! Love you guys and happy Thanksgiving!!!!

Let us be thankful for today is another day, but also because this day is Thanksgiving. I have a lot to be thankful for as I hope you guys do, also! Some of the many things I am thanking God for are; my job, my family, healthy bodies (wife and mine,) the freedom to do as I want, and you guys. 

I am thankful for this blog. I am thankful that you guys still read my material. My heart is warmed by your kind words and your heart filled messages. You guys are awesome. You guys are more of my family than anyone else, so thank you guys! 

Also, I am thankful for the chance to still be here. I have been in the right place to be severally hurt, yet I always end up being safe. The Lord has looked out for me, especially with this last accident. I could have been majorly injured, yet I walked away without a scratch. Not only that, but I also was able to get a new car quickly. Even in the bad, I am still found thankful for the things that I have been through. 

That is what this is about, a day to stop worrying about everything, take a step back, and thank the Lord for everything you have. You might feel like you don’t have anything, but even if you are breathing, that is something to praise God for. He gave you another day, so be thankful!!!

Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours, I hope you have a great day. Don’t forget to stuff the bird before you stuff yourself! Also, what is your favorite dish? Mine is cornbread casserole.

Another week without football, it just hasn’t been a possibility for me. This week I had some home issues that needed fixed then we watched AMCs’ The Walking Dead. All of this kept me from another Sunday. I have fully giving up on Fantasy and now I am just mainly waiting for something amazing to happen. But we shall keep this going by talking about close and blowout games. Browns got their ass stomped, again. I truly thought they could get their first win, but now I am sure that they will go 0-16. With the rest of their schedule are of teams that will kill them, the worse team being the Bengals. This doesn’t give any Browns fan hope, since we know they wont do anything with that first round pick, but we shall see. Other than the obvious, the Broncos won a close game, the Jets still suck, the Packers defense and offense still are struggling, the Vikings are officially on their decline, Bears WR Jeffery is a druggy, Seahawks show that Brady has a kryptonite, and the Cowboys are number 1 in the NFL under a rookie Qb and RB. What a great season so far, lets see how we did…….74-46-2 meaning we went 7-6 this week. I’m a true winner XD

Saints @ Panthers
Winner: Panthers

Cards @ Vikings
Winner: Cardinals

Bills @ Bengals
Winner: Bills

Bears @ Giants
Winner: Giants

Steelers @ Browns
Winner: Steelers, Though I would love to see the Browns win…

Bucs @ Chiefs 
Winner: Chiefs

Ravens @ Cowboys
Winner: Cowboys

Jags @ Lions
Winner: Lions

Titans @ Colts
Winner: Titans

Dolphins @ Rams
Winner: Rams

Pats @ 4th-and-9ers
Winner: Patriots

Eagles @ Seahawks
Winner: Eagles

Packers @ Redskins
Winner: Redskins

Texans @ Raiders
Winner: Raiders.

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Bonus:
Conference Finals predictions:
Raiders Vs. Patriots
Seahawks Vs. Cowboys
Stay tuned for Superbowl predictions, next week!

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Posted: November 18, 2016 in Uncategorized
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Another week without football, it just hasn’t been a possibility for me. This week I had some home issues that needed fixed then we watched AMCs’ The Walking Dead. All of this kept me from another Sunday. I have fully giving up on Fantasy and now I am just mainly waiting for something amazing to happen. But we shall keep this going by talking about close and blowout games. Browns got their ass stomped, again. I truly thought they could get their first win, but now I am sure that they will go 0-16. With the rest of their schedule are of teams that will kill them, the worse team being the Bengals. This doesn’t give any Browns fan hope, since we know they wont do anything with that first round pick, but we shall see. Other than the obvious, the Broncos won a close game, the Jets still suck, the Packers defense and offense still are struggling, the Vikings are officially on their decline, Bears WR Jeffery is a druggy, Seahawks show that Brady has a kryptonite, and the Cowboys are number 1 in the NFL under a rookie Qb and RB. What a great season so far, lets see how we did…….74-46-2 meaning we went 7-6 this week. I’m a true winner XD

Saints @ Panthers
Winner: Panthers

Cards @ Vikings
Winner: Cardinals

Bills @ Bengals
Winner: Bills

Bears @ Giants
Winner: Giants

Steelers @ Browns
Winner: Steelers, Though I would love to see the Browns win…

Bucs @ Chiefs 
Winner: Chiefs

Ravens @ Cowboys
Winner: Cowboys

Jags @ Lions
Winner: Lions

Titans @ Colts
Winner: Titans

Dolphins @ Rams
Winner: Rams

Pats @ 4th-and-9ers
Winner: Patriots

Eagles @ Seahawks
Winner: Eagles

Packers @ Redskins
Winner: Redskins

Texans @ Raiders
Winner: Raiders.

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Bonus:
Conference Finals predictions:
Raiders Vs. Patriots
Seahawks Vs. Cowboys
Stay tuned for Superbowl predictions, next week!

Impromtdude @ Facebook.com/impromtdude

I have been missing from this blog. I haven’t posted regularly for a few weeks. But this last week, I didn’t post nearly at all. There are a few reasons to this, which I will be talking about. I shouldn’t disappear anymore, but we may never know. Also, I give out…cookies

   Hello guys,

Thank you for your time, I promise to keep things short and sweet. Lately, my life has been really crazy. So crazy that I have been pulled away from this great hobby. Let me tell you about my recent accident, my sickness, and our newest purchase. Let us start with the accident; 

I was trying to get home to get some sleep, since I worked later that night. There I was, sitting in the line at the red light, waiting for the light to turn green. Out of nowhere, a car slammed into my rear end and flew into 3 other cars. I got out of my car and saw that my car was destroyed. The wheel was fully pulled around, as the axel was been, the brake line was snapped and gas poured from the gas tank. I screamed and threw my keys as I went to get the guys information. The guy got out of his car (that was jammed under a van.) The guy told me that he didn’t hit my car, so I pointed at the tire and laughed, saying “Nah, I just love driving with a broken tire…” Everyone laughed. Long story short, it took 89 years to get all the information wrote down, but we finally got it done. I called off that night (from work), but we didn’t stay for long. We didn’t have car, but we needed one. My back was killing me, but I knew we needed to get things done. This meant that I needed to get up and get things going. This is where the purchase came into play.

 We bought a new car! We went to the car dealership and got a car, though we expected a crappy old car, we were able to get a 2013 Hyundai Elantra with only 63,000 miles. This little purchased only cost us 11,000 dollars. This was a great buy for us, and we are excited to announce it! 

Now, while all this was going on, I also got sick. I don’t know if I have a cold or allergies, but I have fully lost my voice. My throat is sore, my head hurts, my body aches and I have pressure in every part of my body. I have still been working, but it has been hell. I have been drinking more water, hot tea, also I have been eating gobs and gobs of Halls. None of this has been helping, but I am going to keep doing what I have been doing. Ariel and a handful of people have been making fun of me, all because of my voice. Screw them, I say. I find it funny, though. 

How does this tie all together? Because everything has me either busy or just in a blah mood. I never knew how much work comes with a wreck..but it’s a lot. Lately, most days have keep me busy until 8pm. Then I am also sick, which takes away any and all motivation. I don’t want to be awake let alone do I want to write. But hopefully I can get this back up and going and we grow togrther, again. Until then, look at our new car!!!  

There is too much to explain in this post to where I have been. Let me just ensure you that it’s been hectic. I won’t go too far into it, but know I haven’t forgotten about you. I have been dealing with some things, and I would like to share with you guys, tomorrow. 

I am back, though. Ler us get this going again, and this time we will make history. Life is starting to slow down, again. This means that everything will be going back to normal, then I will be able to write daily.

We will talk more about this tomorrow, so don’t miss it. I have missed you guys, so show this little, tiny post a huge warm hug! Love you and see you tomorrow! 

Week nine could be summed up in three words “Packers are doomed.” They had the chance to come back in that game, yet couldn’t get it done. Aaron actually played pretty well, its their defense that needs the help, though they still could take that division, that team looks sad. Also did anyone see the squirrel? He has more yards than Green Bays Rbs’. Other than that, Vikings are on their decline, Steelers had Big Ben yet couldn’t win, Raiders beat the great defense of Denver to sit in second place in the AFC, Dak still looks amazing, Panthers finally win a game, and Sherman is the dirtiest player in the NFL. I had an amazing week ending in a 67-46-2 record. Now, its time for week 10.

Browns @ Ravens
Winner: Browns

Winner: The Browns actually win a game? This is their best chance, so its now or never. Last time they faced the Ravens, they were within six of winning./ This is my upset of the week!!!!!!

Chiefs @ Panthers
Winner: Chiefs

Broncos @ Saints
Winner: Broncos

Rams @ Jets
Winner: Jets

Packers @ Titans
Winner: Packers

Falcons @ Eagles
Winner: Eagles

Vikings @ Redskins
Winner: Redskins

Texans @ Jags
Winner: Jags

Bears @ Bucs
Winner: Bears

Dolphins @ Chargers
Winner: Chargers

4th-and-9ers @ Cards
Winner: Cards

Cowboys @ Steelers
Winner: Cowboys (Originally went with Steelers.)

Seahawks @ Patriots
Winner: Pats

Bengals @ Giants
Winner: Giants

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