The fear of milk is real!

Posted: April 16, 2016 in Uncategorized
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I don’t know what is in milk, but anytime I drink it; I fall asleep. Today I wanted to spend a lot more time writing, and less sleeping (like yesterday). But I drank literally 3 oz. of chocolate milk and fell asleep, now it is 9:42 A.m. and I am just starting, this is becoming a problem, but this isn’t the first time milk has caused me to be late for something.
Ariel and I have two cars, but we don’t drive both of them. We let the other one sit around and collect dirt. The biggest reason it sits around, is because we need a new alternator and we never have time to work on it. But we are comfortable with using one car, our schedules work well together, so we chose to only use one car. It saves on gas, which is always nice, but that also means I have to be on my toes.
I have to remember the time she gets off, because I don’t want my wife to be waiting in the parking lot, after hours, waiting for me to show up. Then one day, she was off at 1 p.m., I had the car. I drove her to work then came home. I stopped by a gas station on my way home and bought a quart of chocolate milk. When I got into my house, I sat down on the couch turned on sports center and drank the chocolate milk, the chemicals in the milk caused me to fall asleep.
Now, when I say fall asleep I’m not talking about a cat nap, milk causes me to go into a coma nap. Phone calls are missed, fires are undetected, and bad storms are not noticed. Milk paralyzes my mind to the outside world, which isn’t good when you only have four hours until your wife is off.
Anyways, I fell asleep and woke up with 6 missed calls. I looked at the time, it was 1:30 p.m., thirty minutes after she got off, I knew I was in trouble. I jumped off the couch and began to run to our car. I got into the car, turned the ignition, and called her. She answered the first ring, and asked where I was. I simply told her that I drank some milk and fell asleep. She laughed and told me to hurry up. Luckily she wasn’t too mad, but it just comes to show that milk and me don’t like each other, which sucks because I am a huge victim to shin splints due to that reason.`


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