How to pick up a hot chick.

Posted: April 7, 2016 in Uncategorized
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Ten things I did to get Ariel
Ariel and I have been together for almost four-years, or more. I have learned a lot about the cutie, but I would never had the chance, if it weren’t for the 10 reasons below. If you are looking to get with a hot chick, then you need this! You go!

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10. Showed her my butt.
Note: No one can push me away when I show them my bubble butt.
Note-note: If I were a stripper, my name would be captain bubble butts.
9. Told her she was a perty birdy.
8. Asked her out.
     Note to the note: Girls like when you actually ask them, and not just post it on Facebook. 
7. Took her out in bowling. 
     Continuous: I literally beat her in bowling.
6. Walked in the freezing cold with her!
Note: She needed a hoodie, and when I took it off, she saw my abs.
5. Showed her my abs
Note: She needed a hoodie, and when I took it off, she saw my abs.
4. I told her my whole life story.
Note: I don’t actually have a note for this……
3. I was fummmyyyyy
Note: I am always funny, if you don’t like it, suck it…..
2. I gave her a kiiiiiiisssssssssssiiiiiiiiisssssssss
And it went a little like this…..
1. I listened to her.
Note for the notes note: She is amazing, so listening wasn’t that hard to do!

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