Caution: may not be suitable for all viewers!

Posted: June 19, 2015 in Uncategorized

If you are not into cruel jokes, this post is not for you. But if you are looking for a few gut busters and baby killers, this is the post for you. Thank you guys for being the best audience ever. And if you want to send me a few sad jokes, send them to me via Facebook and I will post them in Sad Jokes pt.2

1. When should you turn off the blender?
When the cat is well blended.
2. What are homeless peoples worse high school memories?
Homecoming
3. How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1 adult! The babies are dead
4. My neighbor just was found dead hanging in his basement,
I didn’t see why they got so mad when I asked if this meant
we couldn’t hangout anymore.
5. Why does it take amputees take so long getting dressed?
They don’t understand all of the holes
6. What did Helen Keller say to her first crush?
Arg ba gar la la see cu
7. What is a sad joke?
The person reading this.
8. There is a fine line between inappropriate jokes and funny jokes
But this is my post so shut the hell up and watch me kill this baby
9. Why are crippled people usually single when older?
They cant go speed dating
10. I was in the grocery store the other day when I saw this woman, she was
       having troubles getting dirt down from the top shelves, I could easily reach
       it so I went over, picked it up, and dropped it straight on her head, that’s the
   bravest 8 year old girl ever!

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