The Pussy cat

Posted: May 26, 2015 in Uncategorized

Est. Reading time: 2:05

We are all going to become those people that love their animal way more than they should. One day you will trade in your spouse for that brand new animal that will sit there and listen to sad love songs as you eat gallons of ice cream. You will gain weight but that will be fine because your animal doesn’t care what you look like, not like your spouse use to, I mean the cat only has to sleep in the same room anyways. But one day that cat will snap. This is what that sassy cat will say.

“Why don’t you tighten up miss lonely. Why don’t you go out for once, and get you a piece of tail. Jeez you have literally sat on the cough for three years patting me in the most annoying places. You think that I like my ears rubbed, oh yes that’s why I shake my head. No moron it freaking hurts, but you only care about yourself, you disgust me. I wish some Chinese family would have stolen me and taken me to their home. I would be better off in an egg roll then watching you gain another roll. Like I said you disgust me, and now I know why you’re single. You ruin everything, but now I am done. I am leaving your sorry ass here to rot. If you gain a pair of balls please come find me. If you don’t grow up, please do yourself a favor, and go suck a pair. I am out of here!”

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