Christian frey joins Christianmingle.com

Posted: May 18, 2015 in Uncategorized

Have you ever wanted to start an online dating profile, not to hook up with some random dude that you don’t know but to see who, out of all your friends, is on that website? Yes me too, so today I will start my online profile for Christian Mingle; my name will be Blain Riverara in the first and Christian Frey in the second. I know what a great name right? Here is the twist though, I need a  description of myself, I actually need two, one innocent and one sexy. Lets get started!

1. Hello there, I would like to say that you look very beautiful. I would like to talk to you and find out why someone as amazing you are on a website like this. I am an honor student at the local college around the corner, I have my bachelor’s and I will have my masters in a month. I am majoring in Human Resources. I love to help people and spend most of my days in the local homeless shelter feeding those who cant make it. I would like for you to message me so we can set up a date at any restaurant of your choice.

2. Hey there honey, are you looking at me? How about we get to know each other and at the end of the night I can show you my red room. Yeah my name is Christian Frey! and I would like to take you out in my blimp and at the end of the night if you want to stay the night, that’s chill. I want to get to know you so hit me up. I promise that the night wont by at waste, especially when you with me.

Thanks guys, I’m off to my night of speed dating.

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