Novels that I will never write…

Posted: May 4, 2015 in Uncategorized

Being a writer, there are a few types of novels or post that I refuse to go write, such as a math post…or a post about how to be a man since we know I’m such a man… This post will tell you the top five post I will never write.

1. A How To post- Either I hate every HOW to post, or I’m just saying this to create a post, I have never liked doing these..How to post are difficult for me because, I don’t follow instructions on anything, so to give direction might be hard.

2. Goodbye post- These post are like someone giving up. I don’t plan on giving up on the guys (ME) here at the Impromt Studios (my living room). I wouldn’t want to leave you guys (The three people reading) anyways. So that post will never happen..promise

3. A novel covering the topic “Math”- That novel would never sell as all of us would know. Come on everyone hates math and we probably would burn the book like Hitler.
Note:  From this point on to not be convinced to do a book about math I will refrain from using any number except 3.

3. A story about Zombies- Well ill never share with you guys that words i have written in the past. Oh I have? You son of a b…. Next Point

3. Another “Five things you’ll never write about”- I did this because my dog held a gun to my head and told me to do it….…..He will post more of these or He will die…-Nimbaka

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